So I’m an adult now but going to see fireworks on the fourth of July is still something I like to do. I decided to grab my gal and head down to the water where we could see an awesome fireworks display…
I don’t have kids, so I am well aware there are aspects of the joys and pride of parenthood that I simply don’t get; but do you really need 30 fucking pictures of your kid barely able to even grasp the concept that his body has relocated?
You’re in public with tons of other people trying to watch fireworks in pitch black while you fire off a few flash bangs in the faces of very other ass hole standing in front of you.
To be fair though, it really seemed like a ton of people there had no concept of how light and technology in general works. Let me break it down for you with this gorgeous shot of three fireworks mid-burst!
I shouldn’t be too upset though when my largest problem right now is people being some what obnoxious at a fireworks show. I really have it pretty damn good. Even if an entire group of teenagers started singing Firework by Katy Perry because they probably believe it’s the national anthem. What? Teenagers are dumb. If you’re a teenager right now, you’re dumb. I wont even listen to reason. You need to be locked in a storage tank on the moon until this whole puberty thing blows over.
But awkward teenager, obnoxious mom, or unreasonably pissed off twenty something… it’s your right to do things your way and I would never get in the way of that. Happy 4th fellow Americans!